At redneck central, also known as some weird little shack Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere out in the middle of nowhere, we find out where Hoyt was heading off to last week with his new little hate group buddies. He was being taken to get his surprise, which unsurprisingly, was a very pathetic looking Jessica, who found out the hard way that even if you are a vampire, going home with a complete stranger is probably not a good idea, as she has ended up bloody and chained with silver, her beautiful clothes ripped, and her cheeks stained with blood tears. Poor Hoyt is obviously shocked, even more so when he realises that the plan is for him to kill her, or rather get rid of her because "she is already dead!” Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere Even better they decide that they are going to lock Hoyt in there with her until he decides to do it. Now obviously none of them have watched any movies EVER because we all know that when you say things like that nothing ever goes the way you want it to! I know it, you know it, but these idiots are obviously just too stupid to know it.
Sookie and Jason have decided to pay another visit to the fae nightclub to discover if there is anything they can do to learn the identity of the vampire that killed their parents. Claude originally was saying that the fae don’t get involved with such maters but then one of the sisters opens her mouth to say there may be a way and we get to learn that Alan Ball has invented yet another fairy gift. Hmmmm do you think they sit around Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere saying … I am not sure what we can do about this problem … I know let’s just give the Fae another ability?? In this case the ability is that they can go back into people’s memories of a certain time at the place it happened so it is a field trip to the bridge and what looks like a casting circle that witches would use with everyone together holding hands to "share energy”. Hmmmmm Sookie after what happened last time you were involved in these kind of circles you would really think that you would know better.
Sookie goes back into her mother’s memories but at some point during the flashback things change and she suddenly finds herself seeing things through the eyes of the attacking vampire rather than through her mothers. Oh you know this Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 is not going to be good. Whilst we don’t get to see the actual vampire’s face we do see Claudine and she Premiere calls a name "Warlow” (?sp) just before she blasts him with her fairy light but not before he has managed to kill both of Sookie’s parents. Now this blast actually knocks Sookie out of the circle (see I told you this circle idea was not a good one) and the fairies are saying that she shouldn’t have been able to link with a vampire.
Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere So what does this mean? Is it a side effect maybe of all the vampire blood she has consumed / been transfused with over the last couple of years? Is it some weird quirk in her abilities that just happens to be there? Maybe that is why she seems to be always attracted to vampires. Who knows. knowing my luck Alan Ball will deem this fit to be another mystery than hangs forever unanswered and is just one of those things that is. Oh and Albert Einstein was a halfling (just like Sookie) .. Hmmm OK then!
Little sidebar here for book reader ….. Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere Does anyone else think there may be a connection between the name Warlow and the Waldo in the book that was Queen Sophie Ann’s vampire that killed Hadley? Could they be setting it up that QSA was involved all along? After all we know that she has sent Bill to do some spying and it seems to be a rather large coincidence that Claudine was already involved with the protection? Just things that are running through my mind right now so thought I would share them . I guess we will find out, or not, as things unfold.
At the redneck hideaway, left alone with Jessica, poor Hoyt just doesn’t know what to do. It is obvious Sons of Anarchy Season 5 Episode 1 Premiere that he still loves her but she hurt him so badly. Eventually we get a flash to the other room where one of the Milkshake redneck is waiting (and all alone … wonder where the other redneck losers went) and we hear a gunshot, which causes him to rush in and ask Hoyt if he did it, only to have Jessica spring from behind the door and break his neck. Good for Jessica. Not so good for Jessica is it turns out that so much time has passed it is now the middle of the day and no way for her to leave and Hoyt heads off promising to come back with help.